SMART SON, FATHER MORE CUNNING
A teenager recently passed her driving test and asked his father when they could talk about that using the car.
The father told him to make a deal: "You improve your grades average 7 to 8, study the Bible a little and you cut your hair, then talk about lend the car.
About six weeks after the father told him, 'Son, you have improved your grades and I've seen you've been studying the Bible, but I am disappointed to see that you have not cut their hair
The boy replied: You know Dad, I've been seeing in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had so long and until there is evidence that Jesus had long hair!
To which the father replied: Did not you notice that everyone would walk everywhere?
Lesson: In life everything is relative ...
TWO POLITICAL
Two political one young and one older, traveled are in proselytizing.
going to a school of Buenos Aires province, where the director says: we have many
problems, please help us, heating is not the ceiling of the dining room is at risk of collapse, the bathrooms are all broken ... and settle and greater political say yes of course you are wrong, try to fix these problems as soon as possible, we will try, but I promise anything, you know how budgets are ... Then go to prison ... and the director says: we have problems, please help us, is one of the 18 spas that does not work, the water leaves afternoon hot but do not get to overheat and, above all, most importantly, the cable, looks good, but lately you can see some little lines, and clear, high definition do not see how it should be.
The bigger political say, do not worry, no problem, I assure you that next week everything will be solved, leave it in my hands.
Upon leaving, the young politician tells the most: There's something I do not understand, do not promise anything to the school, which are for the guy, and in contrast to the prison promised them that all their problems will be solved soon ... Why? And the major political
replied ...: You're coming back to school?
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